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		<title>Real Men Smoke Cigars</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The wooden match flared brightly as I fumbled my hands in front of my face.  The flame once again danced dangerously close to the tips of my fingers.  It was supposed to dance dangerously close to the end of the cigar clamped in my teeth.  After five matches you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d figure it out.  The pile of burnt match sticks at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deludedaveragedude.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10890206&amp;post=91&amp;subd=deludedaveragedude&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures in Sleep Deprivation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When one goes visiting one’s relatives, there are certain things one takes for granted:  1) there will be a lot of food, 2) there will be lively conversation, and 3) there won’t be a lot of sleep.  I’m fully aware of these three basic tenants of family get-togethers, but some days it doesn&#8217;t pay to get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deludedaveragedude.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10890206&amp;post=89&amp;subd=deludedaveragedude&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Desperate Times &#8212; Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” My mind reels at the horror that I cannot yet process.  I feel for the top button of my jersey and my sunglasses are gone.  I shine the light down into the silver bowl and I see the darkly glistening surface of the sloshing liquid unbroken. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” I tried to deny it.  I tried [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deludedaveragedude.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10890206&amp;post=65&amp;subd=deludedaveragedude&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Desperate Times &#8212; Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Why does this always happen to me?!” The darkened walls of the passenger bus lavatory swayed as we made our way down the highway.  I’ve seen more spacious accommodations in a phone booth.  I had tried to hold out until we made it all the way to Philly but it was no use.  Nature’s call must be answered.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deludedaveragedude.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10890206&amp;post=62&amp;subd=deludedaveragedude&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Night Before Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What better way to mourn the passing of the holiday season than with really bad, holiday-based poetry?  Enjoy and Happy New Year! *          *          * ‘Twas the night before Christmas and Sierra the Mouse,             Was thrashing and flailing all over the house, Stealing the covers, beating mom half to death,             The faint scent [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deludedaveragedude.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10890206&amp;post=56&amp;subd=deludedaveragedude&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dispatches From a Snow Country Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the time quickly approaches for me to make my annual pilgrimage westward for some familial holiday Q.T., I find myself developing a not entirely unexpected, though mild, case of post-traumatic stress.  Read on and you&#8217;ll understand why.  When I was a kid, I used to love winter weather.  Now&#8230;well, let&#8217;s just say I&#8217;m &#8220;on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deludedaveragedude.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10890206&amp;post=16&amp;subd=deludedaveragedude&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Whole New Breed</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s a certain breed of woman here in the Big City, a kind that has developed a new style and tactic of seduction that only the finely honed instincts of a metropolitan could pull off.  Foregoing the advances made by their forbears in the suffrage and women’s rights movements of times gone by, these women [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deludedaveragedude.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10890206&amp;post=15&amp;subd=deludedaveragedude&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Very Good Place to Start&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome, one and all, to my grand world of delusion!  Here I live the simple life of fame and luxury to which I hope to soon grow accustomed.  Here I&#8217;m the hero of every story, the guy who gets the girl, the man every guy wants to be.  In short, I&#8217;m a legend in my own [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deludedaveragedude.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10890206&amp;post=1&amp;subd=deludedaveragedude&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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